I can't properly verbalize the elation felt by the two administrators of this site. My only unsober celebratory thought is, fuck
Artie Lange's publicity. Fuck that fat asshole into cardiac arrest.
A.J. Daulerio descended upon Herm Edwards' Perm like Gabriel the Angel. And his followers smote us like an angry horde of homophobes against Sookie Stackhouse (for the ignoramuses, True Blood is an allegory for homophobia. RETARDS!).
Point taken and (drunkenly) considered. Conclusion:
We will strive to improve our content. As long as you strive to improve your inevitably debilitating and, ultimately, life-ending disease.
Speaking for Wilt, all comments are welcome. Our poor grammar and occasional misspellings represent legitimate concerns that need to be addressed. Content-wise, we hardly discover new and unique news, unlike the popular athletic
Weblogs of the Internetz. Our collective apologies. We are but two overwhelmed collegiate students. Time spent on reporting
SHIT generally goes to the wayside.
Herm's Perm has yet to reach the level of
Dan Rather-like uncoverings when it comes to sport-related events. But the contributors (Bubb and Wilt) have unique insight into the West's and Midwest's best squads' tactics. Do you want the latest on
USC/Pete Carroll?
It's here.
The latest on Bill Self?
Hold your fucking horses 'til basketball season. But, it'll be here.
So, all challengers who criticize the legitimacy of the Perm because of its lack of spelling and grammar:
Thank you. With complete sincerity. If our overall sentence structure can reach standards that THE Herm Edwards would applaud, then we've done our job. Again, gracias.
This blog started with the goal of igniting Herm Edward's attention and, more importantly, his
rage.
Well, shit. We're halfway there:
This is a very important post for us here at Herm's Perm. We hit the century mark in posts, and as a reward we have offered all four of our viewers gifts. First, is the addition of a new writer by the name of Canaan Christ. He's awesome at what he does, NFL, and will brighten your day every Tuesday with a little after the fact blog from the weekend of football. His opening dialogue is right below waiting to be read by the masses.
