Introducing the Founding Class of The Perm Hall of Fame

From day one, we here of this establishment have publicized our appreciation for the creative, extravagant and gaudy hairstyles. If this wasn't apparent from the graphic at the top of your screen, you're either blind or subscribe to the conspiracy theory that Herm Edwards really does have a perm, but covers it up like a CIA assassination flub.

On behalf of the Perm family, Wilt, Bubb, 908, Canaan, CMello and, of course, Herm himself, we proudly announce that Ron Artest as the first inductee into the Perm Hall of Fame.

Lamar Odom's Wedding Reeks of Class

This weekend marked the biggest event in the history of irrelevance since an Asian man and a blonde whore had eight kids, got their own TV program and then went splittsville.

Lamar Odom showed up for his wedding ceremony with Khloe Kardashian (more than you can say for half of the past Lakers season) and got "married." That term should be used more loosely than a Brett Favre "retirement."

The theme of the wedding appeared to be casual/who fucking cares, which is reflected in many of the guests' attire. It's also reflective of the feelings that the newlyweds have for each other. Pictures after the jump.

Oh, Hey Ron Artest!

While enjoying my eggs benedict and admiring the abundance of Cali babes at Toast this morning, I noticed a small crowd congregating outside the restaurant. A tall black man seemed to be the center of the commotion, so I naturally assumed that it was either Denzel or Kobe.

I excused myself from the meal to investigate and, much to my dismay, discovered that it was only Ron Artest.

In all fairness, Mr. Artest seemed quite relaxed and comfortable interacting with the bystanders. When one man brought him a beverage, he showed incredible restraint by politely declining the offer. Oh, how he's matured!

If you look closely, Artest appears to be wearing a wedding band. This might explain him completely - yet so nonchalantly - denying the attempt by a thirsty groupie, as seen in this photo:

Just look at that all-pro defense! Rejected!