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As expected the NCAA today stated that the new and "improved(?)" basketball system with 68 teams. And guess what happened? EXACTLY WHAT WAS EXPECTED. This means you Niagra, and yes you, Morehead State will now not even count in this tournament, and hopefully SHAFT THE FUCK OUT OF NORTHERN IOWA.

This now means that the basketball tournament will have an increase in talented team and a decrease in shit teams.What was before considered the first round of the tournament will now officially be known as the the second round (according to the NCAA) with the first round of games changed to the first four play-in games. This of course will change in 8 months when everyone forgets this and goes back to the old way of doing things. The first games don't matter and the other 64 teams do, and matter even more with better teams and better channels.

Then we can all drink and enjoy the USC's and the Boston College's instead of the Idaho State School of the Blind's.

As for site news, there will begin to be more and more posts coming up to the football season for college and as we approach August and now that the World Cup is over. I've hired Paul the squid to help me with the Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse posts. He's struggling with his new found fame. I found him last night passed out with a bag of coke and an Asian stripper. He's so cool.

College ROFLball: You're Drafted!

Holy draft busts Batman! Look at all the early entries

Friday was the day when you (the NBA draft potential college basketball player) decides to tell your classmates to fuck off. This year, more that any other, was one where a lot schools were told to fuck off. A fucking lot. Thanks to ESPN, and their awesome list, I will now be grading them on how I feel about each of the early entrants based on three principles. How I liked them when (or if) I saw them. Whether their name looks douchy and of course if I hate their college or not. O LET'S DO IT!

Solomon Alabi	Florida State - African descent. You know he's good. Lot's of black in him. He's a def can't miss.
Cole Aldrich	Kansas - BEST WHITE GUY IN THE DRAFT!
Lavoy Allen	Temple - Jewish. He has no chance.
Al-Farouq Aminu	Wake Forest - Arab. May or may not be explosive.
James Anderson	Oklahoma State - Whitest name for the blackest player. He's gonna be a shooter. That's it
Kevin Anderson	Richmond - Mascot is a spider. Lanky athlete with a small torso. Maybe.
Luke Babbitt	Nevada - LUKE BABBABOOIE. BABBABOOIE. That's all.
Armon Bassett	Ohio - If he has anything to do with Bassett furniture he's screwed.
Talor Battle	Penn State - Asshole can't even spell TaYlor right. Might battle on the boards.
Keith Benson	Oakland - Mistah FAB?
Eric Bledsoe	Kentucky - No one likes you Eric. Too good for a k asshole? Best case scenario. Getting to back up for Tom Brady.
Anatoly Bose	Nicholls State - Bose? BASS? TREBLE? RIM RATTLING?!
Dee Bost	Mississippi State - Dee is short for Delores. WNBA potential.
Craig Brackins	Iowa State - 42 points against KU two years ago. He's good. But he's from Iowa. DILEMMA?!
Avery Bradley	Texas - Is no Avery Johnson. He has no on air presence. Also sucks at basketball.

Frat guy D-Row here to talk about Brandon Knight

Yo brah's. Just got done sleeping through my 10 am class and figured I do something productive with my day. At least until I get that KEGGER POPPIN' WHA WHAA! (Raises the Roof)

I hear this guy, what's his name Brandon Knight? He signed with my favorite coach ever. EVER BRAH! John Calipari. Love that dude. He does what he has to. If he needs a recruit, then he'll just dish him a few greenbacks to get him on his roster. He's just like me. If I need to get laid, then I just buy my lady a ruficolada. SHIT WORKS BRAH. (Reverses trucker hat)

And I really like Brandon Knight. Brah can ball up real tight yo. But I would like him a lot more if he did his name up all bro you know. Like my name. D-Row. My parents back at the Hamptons named me Derrick Rowland, but you know what? I gotta G up my name. That's when my frat bro T-Dawg came up with my brilliant name. D-Row. And it's rhymes with bro so you know it's bro. (Pops collar)

Sooner the violations the better

YOU CAN'T AFFORD A TURNOVER! Oh wait, yeah you can.

If there is one thing the University of Oklahoma knows it's thunderstorms, but they have been making strides in other areas. One of which is the NCAA violations rule book. The leader in this advancement, Mr. Gallon. Tiny Gallon to be exact. Supposedly Tiny has been getting his "insert USC scandal player here" on.

You know you are an awesome program when you don't learn from your mistakes. I think that's the saying. OU has been on probation for the past few years thanks to Kelvin Sampson's speed dial and Rhett Bomar and his ability to fix cars without ever being in the vivacity of that car. That shit will get you a free ride to Sam Houston State.

So, moral of the story is make sure that you don't go to Oklahoma unless you are pursuing a law degree. They have plenty of opportunities for you there. Also, if you are a recruit, maybe staying away from the dark red and/or maroon teams would be a good idea. Just a thought. Fuck, even Mississippi State has some recruiting violations. This must be why John Calipari hasn't been caught sneaking his underground money pipeline to the hearts of five star athletes. Can't have violations if you are blue. Or AWESOME!

This is Madness... THIS IS DRINKING GAMES - Sweet 16 (1)

Why just watch a game when you can WATCH a game. That's what we strive for here at the Perm, enhancing the enjoyment of college sports. So, in an attempt to get some joy out of watching a bestteamless basketball tournament we add the best ingredient known to man. OXYCOT..wait.. ALCOHOL!

You love drinking, we love drinking, and therefore we present to you our round of sixteen drinking game for the Thursday games. Please enjoy, and don't drive, unless you want to HAVE FUN! (seriously we don't condone it fuckers.)

With all games, a two point shot made for the underdog is a drink and a three by the overlords is a drink. This way you get shwammered like a true frat guy. Speaking of douchebags.

SYRACUSE VS BUTLER - 7:07 et

• Reference to Arinze Onuaku's knee = 1 drink
• Shot of Jim Boeheim not happy at Scoop Jardine = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer talks about Butler going to hometown for final four games = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer disrespects Butler's athleticism, but really means they are all whitey McWhitewhites = 3 drinks
• Gus Johnson screams something = drink at your discretion 
• Butler upsets Syracuse = FINISH YOUR DRINK
  
  
  
  
  
  

Fred Phelps hates the world of womens basketball

Hey fag fuckers. It's me again, your favorite Jesus interpreter, Freddy Phelps. I'm here to settle the dispute, about women's rights. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE 'EM!

You see that game last night? The one with that chick who punched another chick. WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY DOING NOT MAKING BABIES?

Here's the video if you didunt catch it last night.

Sherronald is MAH BOI

Tonight is the last home game of the year at the Fieldhouse of the Phog. Many of you could give two shits, but I GIVE TWO SHITS. It's been four years since I became a KU sports fan. I know it seems bandwagonny, but it's not. It's just a fact that when I got the acceptance letter from KU, I was destined become a fan. If Iowa State had given me a better scholarship package I might be a cyclone fan right now. Thank god for out-of-state tuition.

Anyways, for the last four years I have reveled in the little wide-load guy from the Chi – Sherron Collins. He came from high school as a little cornrowed balla who ate up his competitors, digested them, and then shit them out in the form of an McDonalds All-American appearance.

He came to Lawrence where he became the newcomer of the year in the Big 12, helping a Julian Wright-led team to the elite eight in 07. He came back next year to assist the game tying three pointer against Memphis in '08. He single handedly carried the 09 team to the sweet sixteen and now is staring at the most wins in Kansas history with a win tonight.

ROFLball: I can has UPSET ALERTS

College ROFLball - Go teams

College ROFLball - Get your upset on

 

  

College ROFLball - Congratulations, there is no KU.

 

What dat? There are just as big of games on tonight? Well fuck me.

Yes ya'll. Saints win. We here at the Perm enjoyed the win just as much as the rest of you. It's good to know that shitty teams can still be good one day. It's also good to know that there is a Lil Wayne song soon to be born from this joyous occation. For now we'll just have to deal with this one.



But don't lose sense of your sports judgement just yet. We have plenty to go before baseball season. You can break then. There is still importance to be seen, and seen tonight.

College ROFLball - Kansas owns .... Kansas

Big games this weekend led to many upsets, as well as non upsets. Great week for basketball lovers coming up. West Virginia plays Villanova and there are more but I have no will to look them up. Just enjoy our pictures. They are so cute.

Live Blog Time!!!

This is our new liveblog system. If you'll notice, you can join in. Definitely do this, and also be funny. We can control what goes on down there, so don't be too racist, but a little racist is encouraged.

College ROFLBALL

We like photos with captions. Back in the day, in high school newspaper, we would have our way with the captions, leaving horribly menacing comments on fellow high school students' pictures. Now we are in college. You know what that means. Oh you don't, well this is what it means. PICTURES.

Border showdown mowdown

Last night was the fabled Border War between Kansas and Missouri at Allen Fieldhouse in Lawrence. Of course, being the really awesome Kansas fan that I am, I was there. Today, I am 40% horse and have the pain of a Ray Lewis stab in the lower left quadrant of my back. Just some small side effects from a night of pure anal rape.

Live Blog – KU vs Gaylor

That pretty much explains it. Well done sunflower cable. You are the shithole of the earth, along with comcast. So, I guess Xavier Henry just sweetens the KU attack? Why the fuck do I want my attack sweetened? Wouldn't that make it pussy? Like the powderpuff girls? Sugar and spice and everything nice? Also, Ekpe Udoh, not that good. Also, 2-13 is a really bad record against a team. Like really bad. Wanna hear a good record? 52-0 at home. You want more? 90+ games straight without giving up a shooting percentage over 50%. Another? 14 games. That's how many away the Jayhawks are from 2000 school wins. One more stat, because I'm a douche. Big 12 at home in non-conference –108-1. There you go. I think we know who will win this one.

We are changing it up this time. Bubb will be in good old black and italicized. Wilt will take on the bold venture of bold text. LET'S GET IT ON. Oh Guy LeDouche, you make my day.

Now, we talkin bout practice.

There are those days when you feel the weight of the world crushing on you. Days like this effect so many people. Days like Princess Diana's death, and JFK's death change you as a person. For me, this is one. Maybe it's just the shots talking, but FUCK AND NO.

Now, we here at the Perm have had a rough weekend. USC losing Pete Carrol, and the Patriots losing in a wild card game, very decisively might I add. All through the mess of the weekend, I had remained almost completely unscathed. The Chiefs have been done for a week, the Royals are the Royals, but my one positive fanship was doing just fine.

Then this happened.

It's that time of the year

Now, I know everyone is going on about it, but I read this story on ESPN that was just plain perplexing. Now if you haven't read the story, click on the link above. The new director of the BCS, Bill Hancock, basically does the annual PR press conference, defending the millions of dollars he gets to make no decisions.