What?

You know, some people might have regrets about photoshopping a photo like this just for a shitty pun, but I sure don't. I have no respect for judgment. This right here makes me laugh. It's god damn Chocolate Chip Kelly. I don't think I've loved anything more in my life. If my wife were pregnant, and this came out of her, I would pass out. Because of proudness. I'm so proud of this creation.

Not that it means anything, but I seems like CCK (Chocolate Chip Kelly) is going to the Browns. You heard it here first, or on twitter or something. But pretty sure it's happening. I've got sources. Warm, gooey, fresh out of the oven sources.

And he won the Fiesta bowl last night. With all this Chip Kelly news, I had to do it. If I had the proper software to turn this into a gif where the Chip Kelly heads spin, I would literally die of pride/dizziness.

A new tradition at Oregon

We all remember LeGarrette Blount. His rock 'em, sock 'em nature was arguably the most memorable moment of the 2009 college football season, which makes it even more impressive considering it took place in the opening game. Who could have predicted that Blount's actions would have started a trend that future Oregon tailbacks would uphold in his honor?

So far LaMichael James, the man who took over in Blount's suspended absence, has succeeded in following in his predecessor's footsteps (or should I say, handprints?). It seems Chip Kelly likes his tailbacks' hands to be as quick and punishing as their legs. The Perm was lucky enough to speak with Kelly via Skype (get with the times, Daulerio) to see what exactly goes into his tailback recruitment process and what he expects from his squad of Popeyes next season.