Showing posts with label Lance BLOODDOPINGstrong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lance BLOODDOPINGstrong. Show all posts

January 14, 2013

Lance Armstrong is going to retroactively not lie tonight?

I'm sorry for smoking pot before this picture
Tonight, Lance Armstrong is going to apologize for being a bad liar for the past however many years. And Oprah is doing it, for some reason. Is it on the O channel or something? I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details. Just had a blood transfusion. I'm breathing so well right now. I FELL LIKE A FUCKING FIGHTER JET ENGINE IN HUMAN FORM.

Anyways, I don't have an idea how they will long they will draw this apology out for, but my guess is that it's a 30 minute Oprah thing. I have no idea how they will fill that time. Probably with more apologies.