Perm-O-Meter Double-Dip: It's a Slow News Day

Thank god this blog isn't called "Schefter's Schlong," because that guy provides ESPN with video analysis like he's an indentured servant. And we'd have so many "Schlong-O-Meter" posts that our collective lives would go the way of John Clayton's career. WHERE IS INSIDE THE HUDDLE??

Anywho, Herm's back with the NFL Live crew (T. Wingo and M. Douchebag Schlerith) to discuss who's the better of the league's top wide receivers - Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald. This is like asking if you'd rather fuck Ashley Tisdale or Audrina Patridge. See? We're not the only ones who are desperately burrowing for sports news. View: