The Bengals Get Just a Little More Likeable

Outside of my geography-based sports loyalties (Patriots, Celtics, Trojans), I base my favoritism upon a team's character. Quality character. Strong character. Distinguished character.

Second-favorite NBA team? Denver Nuggets.

Second-favorite college team? Kansas Jayhawks.

Second-favorite NFL team? Cincinnati Bengals.

If there appears to be a discrepancy between the three previous squads and the description of the qualities that I look for in a team, let me explain.

Ochocinco Phrase Now Full-Fledged Chart-Topper

Perm follower and rapper extraordinare CMello (no, not Mr. Anthony of the Nuggets) was kind enough to leak an exclusive rap to us. These illin rhymes and beat - not to mention one of the best hooks we've heard since this band emerged - are worthy of making even the venerable Mr. Edwards get hyphy on the dance floor. Wilt and Bubb did, anyway. Here's "Kiss The Baby (Child, Please)":

In honor of tonight's Monday Night Football matchup, fuck the Steelers.