Perm-O-Meter: the Belichick call

Three days after the Patriots' serial killing ax murderer
head coach whipped out his 300-pound testicles and failed to make Peyton Manning lick them on the much-debated 4th-and-2 call, ESPN finally publishes Herm's take. I thought that news and timeliness were related, but I guess not.

Herm responds to the questions posed by Sage Steele in this one. What a disappointing waste of a perfectly good pornstar name. And her perm will never be better than Herm's. Let's embark.