Kim Kardashian to be a guest host on PTI?

Like everyone else fed up with today's economy, ESPN is searching for an alternate means of bringing in revenue. The Worldwide Leader in Sports appears to have dropped the modern strategy of capitalism in favor of the antiquated bartering system. While your 70-year old economics professor might view this business decision with the blank, cockeyed gaze of a retarded horse, I think it's genius. Swapping a bald, NFL has-been (so much credibility!) for his smoking hot wife is a decision that should win Bodenheimer (Jew!) the President of the Year Award. Obama's Nobel ain't shit.

Assuming Georgie hasn't already compiled a list of temptresses to make cameos on his various programs, I've got him covered with some ideas of my own.