Here's what's great about being a blogger (aside from the constantly swarming crowds of bikini models and free cocaine): companies recognize that your influence is far greater than any mainstream medium. If not for us, Greg Oden's dong would still remain in the secrecy of his covered loins and Tiger Woods might still be playing in the Masters this April. Can you imagine a world like that? Me neither. I digress.With the Super Bowl less than a week away, Herm's Perm was lucky enough to get its grimy little mitts on a copy of the Tebow abortion commercial. While we can't show you the actual video, here's a detailed transcription of what we saw:
