Showing posts with label Titans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Titans. Show all posts

October 14, 2009

Fat, Ugly Tennessean Bitch Suggests Worthless Titans Turnaround Strategy

So I got this story from Deadspin. What the fuck is new. It's about the NFL. Let's dive in like a Michael Phelps relay.

The rationale here is that a "cuddle sesh" will be the key to a Titans turnaround because...

Wait for it...

...Nothing else is working. Well, fat columnist Sally Strothers, I beg to differ. In fact, I'll make a fucking list of alternative explanations: