Everyone has those memories that, no matter how old or senile, they can recall the exact details of the scenario. The cliche events that spark such memories are typically 9/11, Pearl Harbor and that time you sharted while taking the SAT. Pete Carroll's departure from USC, an equally harrowing event for me, will forever be commemorated by the image of John Buccigross' look of surprise when Chris Mortenson broke the rumor on Sportscenter. 'Twas a face that was all too similar to the kind that a woman makes when her man goes forcefully northward with his dick placement during intercourse without warning. I would soon feel that woman's pain.
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January 8, 2010
Coach Carroll, you're a fucking moron. I'll miss you.
Everyone has those memories that, no matter how old or senile, they can recall the exact details of the scenario. The cliche events that spark such memories are typically 9/11, Pearl Harbor and that time you sharted while taking the SAT. Pete Carroll's departure from USC, an equally harrowing event for me, will forever be commemorated by the image of John Buccigross' look of surprise when Chris Mortenson broke the rumor on Sportscenter. 'Twas a face that was all too similar to the kind that a woman makes when her man goes forcefully northward with his dick placement during intercourse without warning. I would soon feel that woman's pain.
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