Everybody Wang chung tonight

Today, in a desperate attempt to bolster their pitching, the Nationals added Wang. Chien-Ming that is. Of course, the Wang jokes were aplenty at the nations capitol today. At the press conference, head coach Jim Riggleman had a few words to ejaculate in.

"We've had our eye out for Wang the last few months of the season," Riggleman said "I'm just glad we satisfied that need now."

Riggleman, who's last name also has it's own joke provoking ability, was glad he could dish out the Wang instead of receive it this time.

Hey it's you (steroid user)... MCMUFFIN!

Mark McGwire and his 400 inch biceps today shockingly admitted to using steroids, completing the rule breaking record breaker circle. This just adds him to the list with Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa and Jason Grimsley.

"I hid it (steroid abuse) from everybody," he said, but he wouldn't be done exposing his secrets just there.

"I also want to admit, also, that the earth is, in fact, round, and not flat as we all origionally assumed." Shocking quotes from the 90's slugger, but he still wasn't done.