Heeeeyyyy :)> You know what today is? THE BEST DAY EVER. I just waked up, and yes, baked up. Hahaha. Look at that sentence. It's definitely not right. You know what is right? Josh Selby's decision. I have looked over his credentials. He looks like a real dude. (strums on guitar with no actual guitar experience)
I watched from the TV in my tent the other day. He was so good at basketball. I have a feeling he could really help out the high hawks. (snickers at that sentence and eats Snickers King Sized candy bar)
You know what I could really use?
(door tries to open, but can't because of the towel underneath it.)
Hold on dude. I gotta move the toWELL. Weird word that is. Towel. TAOWELLE!
(door meanders open)