Friday was the day when you (the NBA draft potential college basketball player) decides to tell your classmates to fuck off. This year, more that any other, was one where a lot schools were told to fuck off. A fucking lot. Thanks to ESPN, and their awesome list, I will now be grading them on how I feel about each of the early entrants based on three principles. How I liked them when (or if) I saw them. Whether their name looks douchy and of course if I hate their college or not. O LET'S DO IT!
| Solomon Alabi | Florida State - African descent. You know he's good. Lot's of black in him. He's a def can't miss. |
| Cole Aldrich | Kansas - BEST WHITE GUY IN THE DRAFT! |
| Lavoy Allen | Temple - Jewish. He has no chance. |
| Al-Farouq Aminu | Wake Forest - Arab. May or may not be explosive. |
| James Anderson | Oklahoma State - Whitest name for the blackest player. He's gonna be a shooter. That's it |
| Kevin Anderson | Richmond - Mascot is a spider. Lanky athlete with a small torso. Maybe. |
| Luke Babbitt | Nevada - LUKE BABBABOOIE. BABBABOOIE. That's all. |
| Armon Bassett | Ohio - If he has anything to do with Bassett furniture he's screwed. |
| Talor Battle | Penn State - Asshole can't even spell TaYlor right. Might battle on the boards. |
| Keith Benson | Oakland - Mistah FAB? |
| Eric Bledsoe | Kentucky - No one likes you Eric. Too good for a k asshole? Best case scenario. Getting to back up for Tom Brady. |
| Anatoly Bose | Nicholls State - Bose? BASS? TREBLE? RIM RATTLING?! |
| Dee Bost | Mississippi State - Dee is short for Delores. WNBA potential. |
| Craig Brackins | Iowa State - 42 points against KU two years ago. He's good. But he's from Iowa. DILEMMA?! |
| Avery Bradley | Texas - Is no Avery Johnson. He has no on air presence. Also sucks at basketball. |
