Holy draft busts Batman! Look at all the early entries

Friday was the day when you (the NBA draft potential college basketball player) decides to tell your classmates to fuck off. This year, more that any other, was one where a lot schools were told to fuck off. A fucking lot. Thanks to ESPN, and their awesome list, I will now be grading them on how I feel about each of the early entrants based on three principles. How I liked them when (or if) I saw them. Whether their name looks douchy and of course if I hate their college or not. O LET'S DO IT!

Solomon Alabi	Florida State - African descent. You know he's good. Lot's of black in him. He's a def can't miss.
Cole Aldrich	Kansas - BEST WHITE GUY IN THE DRAFT!
Lavoy Allen	Temple - Jewish. He has no chance.
Al-Farouq Aminu	Wake Forest - Arab. May or may not be explosive.
James Anderson	Oklahoma State - Whitest name for the blackest player. He's gonna be a shooter. That's it
Kevin Anderson	Richmond - Mascot is a spider. Lanky athlete with a small torso. Maybe.
Luke Babbitt	Nevada - LUKE BABBABOOIE. BABBABOOIE. That's all.
Armon Bassett	Ohio - If he has anything to do with Bassett furniture he's screwed.
Talor Battle	Penn State - Asshole can't even spell TaYlor right. Might battle on the boards.
Keith Benson	Oakland - Mistah FAB?
Eric Bledsoe	Kentucky - No one likes you Eric. Too good for a k asshole? Best case scenario. Getting to back up for Tom Brady.
Anatoly Bose	Nicholls State - Bose? BASS? TREBLE? RIM RATTLING?!
Dee Bost	Mississippi State - Dee is short for Delores. WNBA potential.
Craig Brackins	Iowa State - 42 points against KU two years ago. He's good. But he's from Iowa. DILEMMA?!
Avery Bradley	Texas - Is no Avery Johnson. He has no on air presence. Also sucks at basketball.

Perm's Portrait: You tired of 'Who Dat' yet?

New Orleans is ground zero...again. Gumbo hasn't been stirred. Jazz music hasn't been played. Levies haven't broken. The only thing functioning right now in New Orleans are livers and keg taps. That is all. Brain cells are dead. Super Bowless teams are dead. Peyton's legacy is dead.

So, since you've had enough Super Bowl bullshit, we decided to give you some more just to piss you the fuck off.

A USC Heisman winner owns a Super Bowl ring. Pete Carroll: Your thoughts?

Lane Kiffin better be crying right now. Not because Tennessee wasn't represented in the Super Bowl. Because Reggie Bush won a ring, and received as much congratulations as George W. Bush did on his tenure as President. If Heisman winner Matty Leinart had won a ring with the Cardinals, you'd think Pete Carroll would at least tweet a message of congratulations, right? Could Reggie get that kind of love?

Nope.