NFL's statute for hand gestures

Today, the Jets head coach, and lord and savior, Rex Ryan received a little sin tax from, well, the Jets. It wasn't enough to force him to watch a MMA bout while wearing a Showtime hat. No, no it wasn't. They had to topple $50K of fine on his large ass, and just for this photo.

It was just a little middle finger for the masses. Who doesn't expect this guy to pull such a harmless hand gesture? I know I didn't. Shit, I was just unhappy with my rent going up 30 bucks for increased energy usage. I can't even imagine what Rex did to get his frustrations out from the fine.

Perm's Portrait: Do I have to choose one?

On paper this would be an easy pick for a USC fan: Sanchize taking a fat, peanut-y poop on traitorous Pete Carroll's advice. If not for the overtly arrogant Jets fans who believe that they could conquer world hunger if it was their Super Bowl opponent, I would have definitely pulled for Gang Green. Revis Island makes Pandora look like a Texas landfill. Wait...that makes no sense. Revis Island is just unaccommodating, okay?

Rex Ryan has a big dick and knows how to use it

Fresh off two "wins" Jet's coach Rex Ryan gave his guess on who will win the Super Bowl this year. Albeit, a biased prediction, but quite a ballsy one. He chose, the Jets. Well chosen, because I remember when a rookie QB took a team to a Super Bowl win. Oh, wait I don't, BECAUSE THAT NEVER HAPPENED.