This is Madness... THIS IS DRINKING GAMES - Sweet 16 (2)

Night two of drinking without restrictions but with guidelines that make sure your liver will fail to support you past 40. Tonight has some good games ... for drinking. They all suck entirely sober, but once alcohol is added, maybe you can pull yourself to liking a team. Nah. Cheer for Evan Turner or something. These games are just a shitbin of depressing. You can blame Northern Iowa for that one. Michigan State and Kansas would be good. FUCKING PURPLE TEAMS.

This time you drink one for every foul committed by the favourites (I'm European now) and one for every tournover (EUROPE) by the underdogs.

I look like a raptor. HISSSS!

OHIO STATE VS TENNESSEE - 7:07 et

–Mentioning of Evan Turner as player of the year = 2 drinks
–Bruce Pearl is wearing his orange suit = 5 drinks and 2 if it's just and orange tie
–Wayne Chism's head band falls off = 3 drinks
–Mentioning of the '07 Ohio State team = 4 drinks and finish the case if they mention Greg Oden's penis
–Tennessee wins = Sing "Rocky Top" and drink for every missed word from the song.