Rafie Nadal, New Addition to the Packers?

The day's date is 9/9/09 and we became witness to some weird ass shit last night. Andy Murray lost last night to a six foot six, 20 year old Bosnian in straight sets. But the crazier shit happened with Nadal on the court. Some random New York crazy, Noam U. Aorta, found his way onto the court where he then blazed across to the scorers table and began molesting him with his mouth. Being the Spanish native that Nadal is, he was entirely happy with this outcome.

For me, it wasn't a problem. He said, ' I love you, ' and he kissed me.

This is promising for the PR guys in Madrid who have been looking for a way to masculate the view of Europe's populous throughout the world. Nadal, look, if you enjoyed it that much, there is a lovely way you can return some affection. Bail. The guy (who eerily looks like he manicured himself in Rafie's fashion) got to spend last night in jail with a chance of major jail time if convicted of the trespassing accusation. It's hard to fight a case where you were caught doing the crime on national television.....in HD.

Notice Rafie's willingness to accept his lips and then as he is rushed out Nadal, like a one night stand with Eva Mendez, chases Aorta, asking for a phone number. It's cute, if you're Perez Hilton, but everyone knows you have to drive another 2 hours north to get your chance with him. Aorta can hear the wedding bells court bell tower right now.

Baseball is Still Going on?

Hidden under all the drama of punted footballs ricocheting off scoreboards and Florida's unanimous number one ranking are the 31 points the Red Sox and Yankee's put up last night. Brad Penny lead the way for the Sox with 8 runs earned. Wait, runs are bad? Well Mike Bowden did even worse 'cuz he helped propel the Yankee's to 15 runs by allowing 7 more runs after Penny. 7 runs in 2 innings. Man, I thought Chin Ming Wang was bad at the beginning of the year. And the nuclear explosions aren't just being held on Friday night. Currently Boston has racked up 7 runs on 6 hits in 3 in 1/2 innings of play. And to think, the new Yankee stadium was the one that was giving hitters a helping hand. Hell, who needs football when baseball is acting like the early 2000's again? Nobody... except Brett fucking Farve.