Closeout sales at Gil's

IF YOU THOUGHT OUR SALES WERE BANNANAS LAST TIME, THEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SHIT.

Solve that problem with some brand new NIGHT VISION GOGGLES at GILBERT'S GUN GARAGE.

EVERYTHING MUST GO AT GGG's LOCKED UP-STRAP UP SALE!

Hey, It's Gil, and I need to evacuate these weapons like Haiti residents. Hurry and get a lightly used glock WITH THE SERIAL NUMBERS SCRAPED OFF . It's virtually undetectable.

And check this out

Gun control with Gilbert Arenas

Do you need help getting your hunter's saftey? Need to get a consield wepon permit? WELL, If you're in the local Washington DC area, then jump in your Isuzu compact car and find your way to GILBERT'S GUN GARAGE.

We'll fix you up better than the doctors fix up my knees. Got your drug dealer breathing down your neck? How bout this fine piece of metal?