Showing posts with label I'm screwed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm screwed. Show all posts
June 9, 2010
WHY DON'T YOU WANT OUR GOLDEN WHEAT PASTURES?
Hey, look. Everybody cares about Big 10 expansion now. Now that the Big 12 is fumbling the situation like Adrian Peterson. The Pac-10 has jumped in for all of Texas because they like steakhouses and conservatives. Wait...
And Nebraska and Mizzou are on a deadline for Friday to make a decision to the Big 12 on what their intentions are. This deadline will have no effect, considering they have no reason to tell the Big 12 what their decision is. What is the Big 12 gonna do when Mizzou and Nebraska say they will stay, and then a week later join the Big 10? Slap their wrist? Make fun of their teeth? No, you will then dish Texas to the Pac-10. This of course leaves the Kansas schools alone, lonely with their wheat and meth. In fact, Kansas is so lonely, that they are the only state that thinks the the Big 12 will make it through this mess.
That is denial at it's best. And what the fuck does Vermont have in this race?
November 28, 2009
HAPPY TURDUCKEN, HERM'S PERM! Dammit, this is tiresome.
How many of you love the movie "Clovervield?" If you don't, then stop reading Herm's Perm. I'm serious. J.J. Abrams worked hard on that movie. That film conquered Godzilla in one try. When else have the Americans dominated the Japanese so decisively.
Oh. Hiroshima.
Uhhhh.....
Fuck...
Happy Fourth, y'all...CELEBRATE!
Well here's "Clover," contrasted with your favorite Herm's Permer. If it doesn't ignite memories...well...fuck my word choice. Try to enjoy.
Oh. Hiroshima.
Uhhhh.....
Fuck...
Happy Fourth, y'all...CELEBRATE!
Well here's "Clover," contrasted with your favorite Herm's Permer. If it doesn't ignite memories...well...fuck my word choice. Try to enjoy.
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