Preseason Partying and Bullshit - Pac 10

The Pacific 10 holds the title of most uncared for conference, and rightly so. Their west coast time zone relegates all their games to 9 pm start times in the east coast. By that time, people are already drunk looking for a hookup. 9 pm football games on a Saturday night might as well be an Iranian league soccer game. Therefore, no one cares about this conference. Also, it is just assumed that USC will win the conference, and everyone knows, the human spirit feeds of intrigue, and not expectations. That's why they went out and got good old Utah for the bunch. Intrigued NOW BITCH???!?!??!?

You mean CONTINUED INDEFINITELY

Oregon has a five finger discount policy on campus.

USC athletics doesn't use a wallet. The money just sits around in their pants, and if SOMEHOW, someone finds a few dollars that isn't supposed to have those dollars....JOE MCKNIGHT I SEE YOU.

Stanford produces sex addicts. Proven fact, by Stanford researchers.

UCLA gets to play K-state this year. The battle between the two lesser important schools in their state.

Arizona's A stands for alcohol.



Predictions

GO LONG. REALLY LONG. LIKE, TO SEATTLE.

USC plays Dillon Baxter. The world jizzes over themselves. He's considered for a Heisman but gets the Adrian Peterson treatment. USC wins the conference, and doesn't go to a bowl game.

Ducks are fucking assholes.

Stanford goes to the Rose Bowl as the second place team. USC bitches about it. No one cares.

Oregon steals a game @ Stanford but gets beat by USC.

Oregon State looses to TCU and Boise State, completing the worst ever scheduled season ever. Dumb asses.

Washington and Jake Locker play well and finish third. They become depressed because they wanted first place. They then shoot themselves with a shot gun after fucking Courtney Love.

WHY DON'T YOU WANT OUR GOLDEN WHEAT PASTURES?

Hey, look. Everybody cares about Big 10 expansion now. Now that the Big 12 is fumbling the situation like Adrian Peterson. The Pac-10 has jumped in for all of Texas because they like steakhouses and conservatives. Wait...

And Nebraska and Mizzou are on a deadline for Friday to make a decision to the Big 12 on what their intentions are. This deadline will have no effect, considering they have no reason to tell the Big 12 what their decision is. What is the Big 12 gonna do when Mizzou and Nebraska say they will stay, and then a week later join the Big 10? Slap their wrist? Make fun of their teeth? No, you will then dish Texas to the Pac-10. This of course leaves the Kansas schools alone, lonely with their wheat and meth. In fact, Kansas is so lonely, that they are the only state that thinks the the Big 12 will make it through this mess.

That is denial at it's best. And what the fuck does Vermont have in this race?

This is Madness... THIS IS DRINKING GAMES - Sweet 16 (1)

Why just watch a game when you can WATCH a game. That's what we strive for here at the Perm, enhancing the enjoyment of college sports. So, in an attempt to get some joy out of watching a bestteamless basketball tournament we add the best ingredient known to man. OXYCOT..wait.. ALCOHOL!

You love drinking, we love drinking, and therefore we present to you our round of sixteen drinking game for the Thursday games. Please enjoy, and don't drive, unless you want to HAVE FUN! (seriously we don't condone it fuckers.)

With all games, a two point shot made for the underdog is a drink and a three by the overlords is a drink. This way you get shwammered like a true frat guy. Speaking of douchebags.

SYRACUSE VS BUTLER - 7:07 et

• Reference to Arinze Onuaku's knee = 1 drink
• Shot of Jim Boeheim not happy at Scoop Jardine = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer talks about Butler going to hometown for final four games = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer disrespects Butler's athleticism, but really means they are all whitey McWhitewhites = 3 drinks
• Gus Johnson screams something = drink at your discretion 
• Butler upsets Syracuse = FINISH YOUR DRINK