Perm's Portraits - Lane Shittin

Rappers love to shit on others. Just ask Lil Wayne. His shit jokes fire off freely like Kobe Bryant jumpshots. He's never afraid, but it's actually Kanye who encompasses everything that went down in Tennessee.

Haiti earthquake felt in Knoxville

Reports of the devastating earthquake that set Haiti back to fourth-world country status yesterday also decimated the University of Tennessee's recruiting class. In an unprecedented event, geologists are taking a page from the meteorologists' book by naming the earthquake. Henceforth, the Haiti quake will be known as Ed Orgeron.