NCAA: the jews of the sports world

Everyone is all pissed at the NCAA today. Like really pissed. Like hatchet serial killing pissed. You know why? Because of THIS GUY.

Looks like a tool. Dresses like a tool. Probably talks like a tool, and is a fucking tool. A tool that the NCAA higher ups wield to fuck up our very nice microburst filled Friday. Nobody likes this guy. I mean come on. Just look at him. He is the definition of douche. Go ahead. Look it up.

Douche(n): A person who oozes douchiness or is named Greg Shaheen.

This Greg Shaheen is set out to destroy our innocence with the only tool this tool possesses – PR TACTICS. Ask him a question, and get ready for him to divert that shit. He's the Cole Aldrich of dodging questions. Swatting every difficult question right to the sidelines. He is a dick. Literally the definition of dick.

Dick(n): Penis or Richard or Greg Shaheen.

And what is he using his PR tactics for? Would you like it if I said evil schemes? No. No you wouldn't. THIS FUCKER. Let me tell ya. THIS FUCKER IS PRO-96. 96 teams in one tournament. That's what he wants you to accept with his arsenal of endless PR tricks.

This is Madness... THIS IS DRINKING GAMES - Sweet 16 (1)

Why just watch a game when you can WATCH a game. That's what we strive for here at the Perm, enhancing the enjoyment of college sports. So, in an attempt to get some joy out of watching a bestteamless basketball tournament we add the best ingredient known to man. OXYCOT..wait.. ALCOHOL!

You love drinking, we love drinking, and therefore we present to you our round of sixteen drinking game for the Thursday games. Please enjoy, and don't drive, unless you want to HAVE FUN! (seriously we don't condone it fuckers.)

With all games, a two point shot made for the underdog is a drink and a three by the overlords is a drink. This way you get shwammered like a true frat guy. Speaking of douchebags.

SYRACUSE VS BUTLER - 7:07 et

• Reference to Arinze Onuaku's knee = 1 drink
• Shot of Jim Boeheim not happy at Scoop Jardine = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer talks about Butler going to hometown for final four games = 2 drinks
• Douche announcer disrespects Butler's athleticism, but really means they are all whitey McWhitewhites = 3 drinks
• Gus Johnson screams something = drink at your discretion 
• Butler upsets Syracuse = FINISH YOUR DRINK