Showing posts with label FARMAGEDDON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FARMAGEDDON. Show all posts

October 22, 2009

Chase Mejia Devouring the Internetz like Miami Pussy


Wow, and you thought daredorm.com couldn't get any sexier. Chase Mejia is MILDLY HOT by himself. Well, at least according to Google Trends. He's so hot, he was at 17th at one point on google's rankings.

Somewhat surprisingly, Mejia hasn't embraced his renewed notoriety. Just hours after the story appeared on the Perm, Mejia asked for its removal:

From Mejia:

[sic] Hello I saw the recent Blog u wrote about Chase Mejia and that just happens to be me. Id really aprecciate it if you took this blog down please. You do not know any of the details. I did the video as a one time thing to make money to get back into school and pay for it. My mom lost her job and dad will not help me out. I have to get my grades back in order to get back on the field and im really overwhelmed right now just from this as it is with people calling me. Please take it down I still have a future and dreams. Do the right thing please. Thank you and God bless you! Best wishes

So please, if you read this and have Chase's contact info, stop calling. It's awfully hard to concentrate on midterms when you're constantly being interrupted by hundreds of friends and fans congratulating you on your sexcapades.

[EDIT]: Apparently there was also some misinformation in the previous Mejia post regarding his reasoning behind leaving Northern Illinois. Mejia allegedly left in the midst of theft accusations, not because of the NIU shootings. Forgive me for trying to maintain the man's immaculate public image.

September 30, 2009

Yepum, We Dun' Get'em


Arrowhead stadium. 2:00. KANSAS STATE VS IOWA STATE. FARMAGEDDON! 

Sure, this is a battle that can only be compared to that of the autobots and decepticons (Can't stop the Transformers references). Why? Because they're both fucking gay. The two teams that will be duking it out in a lightly attended Arrowhead stadium on Saturday are the two lesser schools in their state. Enjoy the unforced fumbles and the arant passes during the game. It will be a shitfest. But when FARMAGEDDON comes around, the main attraction isn't the football, but the pregame activities.