B(r)eak 'Em (Rules) Hawks

Look who can't get enough press. Tyshawn Taylor. Speculation out of Lawrence today states that we have ourselves another fuck up, to say it lightly.

On September 13th, Markieff Morris, forward for the #1 Jayhawks, had a little fender bender on 17th and Tennessee (only three blocks away from the school's bars, but that's beside the point). According to the police report, Markieff was driving former Kansas forward, and Lawrence resident, Scott Pollard's Tahoe.

Let that soak in a bit.

 And he had a 16 year old in the car after midnight.

SOAK IT IN!

Somewhat Inebriated/Legit Intoxicated FRIDAY Post

Dear vigilant readers,

I'm going to get food. Enjoy this:


HOT BABES! 12 O'CLOCK! WHY ARE WE WATCHING MEANINGLESS FOOTBALL???

No, no. We will not be distracted. Pressing issues must be addressed.
Okay, fuck. There are no pressing issues.
Ole Miss, aka, "Mississippi," aka, the state whose name I know only because of Mark Twain, LOST tonight. They were #4. Nobody cared.
So... GO AARON CORP @3 in the depth chart. Psych, Mustain is fielding punts. If someone watched the SOFT SEC game, Corp would be relieved of his blame. BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT EXPECTATIONS.

In all honesty...

YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, TYSHAWN???

PARTY TIME?

YES.

[sober morning edit]

I don't know what the fuck this is or means, but I am sorry.