Sooner the violations the better

YOU CAN'T AFFORD A TURNOVER! Oh wait, yeah you can.

If there is one thing the University of Oklahoma knows it's thunderstorms, but they have been making strides in other areas. One of which is the NCAA violations rule book. The leader in this advancement, Mr. Gallon. Tiny Gallon to be exact. Supposedly Tiny has been getting his "insert USC scandal player here" on.

You know you are an awesome program when you don't learn from your mistakes. I think that's the saying. OU has been on probation for the past few years thanks to Kelvin Sampson's speed dial and Rhett Bomar and his ability to fix cars without ever being in the vivacity of that car. That shit will get you a free ride to Sam Houston State.

So, moral of the story is make sure that you don't go to Oklahoma unless you are pursuing a law degree. They have plenty of opportunities for you there. Also, if you are a recruit, maybe staying away from the dark red and/or maroon teams would be a good idea. Just a thought. Fuck, even Mississippi State has some recruiting violations. This must be why John Calipari hasn't been caught sneaking his underground money pipeline to the hearts of five star athletes. Can't have violations if you are blue. Or AWESOME!

Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse: Week 8

This is a weekly blog that compares the likes of college sports and addictive drugs, and then rolls it into a tight little blunt I like to call the Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, then clearly you have participated in some Friday morning substance abuse. So get ready to sit Indian Native American style and stare at a bookshelf for 3 hours cause it's time to drop some acid.
 
Last week was pretty tragic for me. A loss at Colorado sent me into a spiraling depression that all the world's Prozac wouldn't have brought me out of. As of today though, I have recovered my normal, human functions: eating, sleeping, not hearing voices. Alas, there is a chance for a fully sustained recovery. It will come at the expense of Oklahoma, though. The same Oklahoma that has fucked my picks up so often. Tomorrow is a day for redemption, for the Colorado loss, and for OU's failure to follow my lead.