Down in the good old dirty Dallas, a horrible hygiene flaw has been introduced by way of immigration. The city officials are concerned, as well are the parents of the greater Dallas-Ft. Worth area. A blockade has been constructed around the cities, as well as the introduction of service men to help fight the spreading disease... GINGIVITIS.Sources say that the outbreak spread from the introduction of newly christened Dallas Maverick Caron Butler. He was brought in by the Mavericks in a trade from the D.C. Wizards in a hope to bolster an aging roster, which ironically aged the roster even more, as Butler (29) was traded to the Mavericks for Drew Gooden (28).
