Mangino's "fiya!" level

So, for this KU Texas game, I have the upset, but I also have a hatred towards Mangino. Five losses in a row doesn't do much for the confidence factor. So, for this game, a semi-liveblog, but instead of actual comments, me just saying how much closer Mangino gets to getting fired. Let's begin with the first Jayhawk drive.

SUPER GHOST TO THE RESCUE!!!

I'm not sure if he had just been stuck in traffic on the way to heaven, but finally Jazzy blessed the Huskies. And great choice on the victim Jazz Howard. Impeccable. Just impeccable. Well, done my man. Earlier today, Connecticut took the deterioratling Irish to double overtime where the Huskies put the ball through the hearts of the Notre Dame fans. The Andre Dixon four-yard run to seal it almost looked like super ghost was leading the way, and his best friend, while wearing his number, had a winning performance at corner. Well done Uconn. We here at the Perm applaud you for taking those douchebags down another notch, even when we thought that notch couldn't be lowered anymore. WOOHOOO!

Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse: Week 12/2

This is a weekly blog that compares the likes of college sports and addictive drugs, and then rolls it into a tight little blunt I like to call the Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, then clearly you have participated in some Friday morning substance abuse. So get ready to sit Indian Native American style and stare at a bookshelf for 3 hours cause it's time to drop some acid.
 
I'm half tempted to start putting basketball on the top, but since the football season is supposedly heating up, I'll leave it, although, these next few weeks are the worst of the year. There is only one ranked match-up this week. One damn game. Then we have conference title games in conferences where it doesn't matter. A national championship game in New Orleans. That's all. Then POINTLESS BOWL GAMES. Then SEMI POINTLESS BOWL GAMES. Fuck you BCS. Fuck you like a stripper in a large penis festival. Enough of that, I'm getting the shitting on sweats.

The Great Lakes Classic: THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

 Greetings Browns fan!  After a grueling four-year wait, your favorite annual preseason showdown between your beloved Brownies and those dang Lions from up north will finally be played when it matters!  To celebrate this rare regular season treat, North Coast Travel would like to invite you to attend the game in beautiful Ford Field as a V.I.D. (Very Important DAWG!).  For as low as $59.99, you can be whisked away to Detroit on one of our D-Lux ™ charter buses, fed by our team of award-winning* grillmasters, and seated in a block of like-minded Browns fans in Ford Field's version of the Dawg Pound (for this Sunday, at least!).

Tila still longing for the strong hand of Shawne

I know, I know. This isn't what you call "sports" but she does dance, and in the Olympics, dance floor routine is a "sport." It's ok. Start around the second bubble link. That's when it gets good. She steps it up times 30. Then it gets EXPLOSIVE. (sorry for the overlapping video. Ustream blows)

Perm-O-Meter: the Belichick call

Three days after the Patriots' serial killing ax murderer
head coach whipped out his 300-pound testicles and failed to make Peyton Manning lick them on the much-debated 4th-and-2 call, ESPN finally publishes Herm's take. I thought that news and timeliness were related, but I guess not.

Herm responds to the questions posed by Sage Steele in this one. What a disappointing waste of a perfectly good pornstar name. And her perm will never be better than Herm's. Let's embark.

What can Brown do to fuck your fantasy team?

Ronnie Brown's right foot announced yesterday, that yes, Wilt, your fantasy team is now fucked. Brown left the game on Sunday with an injury to his foot that wouldn't be repairable this season. Even my prayers, which included a beer bong full of holy water, couldn't keep Ronnie off the IR (injured reserve dummy) which takes him off the roster the rest of the year. I'm sure I'm not the only one to take this loss heavily. Well, at least he went out on top with a 45 yard run and a TD.

Herm is in remorse.

We'd like to extend our most severe apologies to you guys for our work today (or lack there of). Although the best you've gotten this week is a liveblog via twitter, we promise to bring you some swell writing tomorrow to compensate for todays failures. Then again, even God's greatest creation has mistakes some times. We just wanted to blog-fail in memory of Brady Quinn's performance on Monday night. Don't worry, we won't do it again. I swear to Herman we won't.

Love,

Wilt

P.S. A little music leak for you as a parting gift: Wale.

Live Blog anyone?

No, really. Anyone? Well if you do, we are gonna do one of those via our twitter. All you have to do is follow us and BAM, you have you're liveblog live from your phone for the KU Memphis, and SouthCentral High School USC Riverside North High school UC Riverside games. It's funny, this would be a live blog right here, but someone *cough*BubbRubb*cough* had to go to his game, if you even want to call it that. Being that the KU game is in St. Louis, which makes about as much sense as playing the USC-UCLA game in Reno, I will be doing it from my home couch. Currently Michigan State just capped a comeback against the Zags to pull a 2 point lead. This is where we will begin. Remember, go to twitter. Follow. Read. Relish in the awesomness.

She is for sure from Memphis.

Fuck you, Wilt. What you have in talent, we make up for in, er, brute strength.

Twitter.com/hermsperm

Fat coaches might lose some wieght with all the "heat"

Pacquiao showed off his welterweight dominance, taking stage this weekend in a bout that sounded like a doozy. I would have been happy to catch the match, but since 50 bucks for a pay-per view doesn't even appear on my college student balance sheet, I was left with beer and MLS soccer. What I missed during the soccer match was a Pacquiao punchfest. Today, the heavyweights took the stage. Or should I say the sumo weight. Let's head down to the booth to human megaphone, Gus Johnson.

The Bengals Get Just a Little More Likeable

Outside of my geography-based sports loyalties (Patriots, Celtics, Trojans), I base my favoritism upon a team's character. Quality character. Strong character. Distinguished character.

Second-favorite NBA team? Denver Nuggets.

Second-favorite college team? Kansas Jayhawks.

Second-favorite NFL team? Cincinnati Bengals.

If there appears to be a discrepancy between the three previous squads and the description of the qualities that I look for in a team, let me explain.