Perm's Portrait: You tired of 'Who Dat' yet?

New Orleans is ground zero...again. Gumbo hasn't been stirred. Jazz music hasn't been played. Levies haven't broken. The only thing functioning right now in New Orleans are livers and keg taps. That is all. Brain cells are dead. Super Bowless teams are dead. Peyton's legacy is dead.

So, since you've had enough Super Bowl bullshit, we decided to give you some more just to piss you the fuck off.

The Nets are getting desperate.

As many of you NBA followers know, the Nets are bad. Really bad. They are worse off than J-WOWW's cancered skin cells. They are that bad. Since they are so bad, they've actually began looking for a new head coach for next season, and it's not even the all star game yet.

We have our hook ups here at the Perm, so I decided to put a phone call into Jay-Z and find out how he plans to fix the Nets. What resulted sounded more desperate than the screams for help from refugees in Haiti.

College ROFLball - Congratulations, there is no KU.

 

What dat? There are just as big of games on tonight? Well fuck me.

Yes ya'll. Saints win. We here at the Perm enjoyed the win just as much as the rest of you. It's good to know that shitty teams can still be good one day. It's also good to know that there is a Lil Wayne song soon to be born from this joyous occation. For now we'll just have to deal with this one.



But don't lose sense of your sports judgement just yet. We have plenty to go before baseball season. You can break then. There is still importance to be seen, and seen tonight.

A USC Heisman winner owns a Super Bowl ring. Pete Carroll: Your thoughts?

Lane Kiffin better be crying right now. Not because Tennessee wasn't represented in the Super Bowl. Because Reggie Bush won a ring, and received as much congratulations as George W. Bush did on his tenure as President. If Heisman winner Matty Leinart had won a ring with the Cardinals, you'd think Pete Carroll would at least tweet a message of congratulations, right? Could Reggie get that kind of love?

Nope.

The day is here.

Many of you know of this niche sport called American football. It's quite popular in some regions and creates quite an underground buzz during it's championship weekend. This year, two teams face off, and those two teams are the Colts and the Saints.

According to Vegas, and every analyst on ESPN, CBS, and FOX, the Colts should win. This is all fine and dandy. You can choose your picks on the basis of how good Peyton Manning is on SNL or how disheveled Pierre Garcon is about his homeless ancestors. Go ahead and do that. You just leave the statistical analysis to me.