UPDATE: Nebraska has taken the cyanide. The Big 12 is done

DEY JUST FLIPPED DA GAME UPSIDE DOWN

Someone leaked the info today that the Big 12's ultimatum worked ... for the Big 10. They are officially gone tomorrow at a press conference scheduled sometime between the Big 12 is fucked and Kansas is really fucked. Mizzou is gone for sure. Reports say that Texas is ready to accept the Pac-10 severence package with Colorado and without Baylor.

Meanwhile in Kansas...

WHY DON'T YOU WANT OUR GOLDEN WHEAT PASTURES?

Hey, look. Everybody cares about Big 10 expansion now. Now that the Big 12 is fumbling the situation like Adrian Peterson. The Pac-10 has jumped in for all of Texas because they like steakhouses and conservatives. Wait...

And Nebraska and Mizzou are on a deadline for Friday to make a decision to the Big 12 on what their intentions are. This deadline will have no effect, considering they have no reason to tell the Big 12 what their decision is. What is the Big 12 gonna do when Mizzou and Nebraska say they will stay, and then a week later join the Big 10? Slap their wrist? Make fun of their teeth? No, you will then dish Texas to the Pac-10. This of course leaves the Kansas schools alone, lonely with their wheat and meth. In fact, Kansas is so lonely, that they are the only state that thinks the the Big 12 will make it through this mess.

That is denial at it's best. And what the fuck does Vermont have in this race?