I had to show this for multiple reasons, all of which will be explained in just a second. First I want to start off by saying, seriously, why the fuck Dick's? Why the fucking name? Are you that desperate for attention that you named your palace of guys Dick's? And if you are in such a need for marketing material, then why the fuck do you make commercials like this. I digress..
March 11, 2010
Sooner or later, everyone takes a standardized test in one form or another. For the vast majority of educated Americans, it determines whether or not their life takes a path of higher learning or a path of homelessness and AIDS. Standardized tests are the foundation of our society and nobody can refute that. STOP TRYING TO REFUTE IT.
Herm's Perm received a leaked copy of Tebow's Test. Don't ask how or why we obtain these highly guarded documents. Wilt's cousin works for Dan Rather and we'll leave it at that. Here are a few selected Tebow responses: