Two guys sitting in a GMC Envoy outside dorms.
Klay Thompson - UGH. Crazy game tonight huh Faisal.
Faisal Aden - What?
Thompson - I said, 'crazy game last night'
Aden - Yeah. (reaches in pocket)
Thompson - What are you getting ou–
Aden - Weed.
Thompson - WHAT?!!?! Dude, do you know what my parents would do if I brought their car back with the smell of weed in i–
Aden - Chill bro. I got this Wiz Khalifa CD. Put it in the player. (pulls out rolling papers)
Thompson - NO YOU CAN'T SMO– Hold on. I don't like arab music.
Aden - (licks paper) Not arab. (rolls paper)
Thompson - Seriously Faisal. Stop making that weed.
Aden - (puts cd in) Just chill dude. I got this.
Thompson - I don't doubt that you d–
Aden - ARE YOU RACIST MUTHA FUCKA?
Thompson - Wha–
Aden - JUST CUZ I'M BLACK, YOU ASSUUUUMMMME THAT I KNOW HOW TO SMOKE WEED?!?!
Thompson - Well... you did just roll a joint in like 4 sec–
Aden - START THE FUCKING CAR KLAY. BEFORE I LIGHT THIS JOINT AND PUT IT OUT ON YOUR NECK.
Thompson - Fine. (starts car) So where are we going?
Aden - To Mount Fiji (lights joint)
Thompson - How 'bout a place in legitimate driving distance.
Aden - In that case (takes hit and holds) Mt. St. Hellens (lets hit go) PFTHEHAHEHEHE!
Thompson - No seriously. Where.
Aden - Juss to mah house (takes hit) Oh I luv this joint. (turns up song.)
Thompson - Alright.
(gets to house)
Aden - Alright. I'm out.
Thompson - Alright. Don't forget your CD.
Aden - Aw shit. yeah. Thanks.
Thompson - Yeah. No problem.
(Aden closes door)
FUCKING ASSHOLE. Where the fuck is my fabreze? Oh here it is. What? Dammit Aiden. left your fuckin wee–
(knock on window)
Thompson - SHIT.
(rolls down window)
Officer Gary - Did you know that your rear driver side brake light is – (nose crinkles) Sir have you been smoking marijuana?
Thompson - Uhh, no sir ossiffer.
Officer Gary - Step out of the car please.
Thompson - Uh, sure. I swear it is my friend's.
Officer Gary - You just said you didn't have anything.
Thompson - Ummm–
Officer Gary - I'm gonna do a quick search. (searches car) What is this?
Thompson - School project?
Officer Gary - Oh ok.
Thompson - Really?
Officer Gary - NOPE! You're gonna need to find a ride. Did you know that a ticket for Marijuana is a 400 dollar fine and six months diversion.
Thompson - No. It's really not mi–
Officer Gary - And it also will dissapoint your parents
Thompson -But it was my fien–
Officer Gary - And I'm sure it will keep you out the UCLA game.
Thompson - Wha?
(Officer Gary pulls out note pad with Bruins logo on it)
Thompson - Shit
Officer Gary - Yep (finishes ticket. Get's back in car) SEE YA KLAY!