|You're throwing it the wrong way.|
It is quite fucked up. What happens to the North? I mean, do you add shit teams like Missouri State or Wichita State to an already below average football half conference, or do you just say fuck it, and join something else. Both have problems.
Problem one - If the North added teams, who presents a challenge to either K-State or KU over the next 20 years. Maybe you add Memphis. They suck at football, but at least give basketball. Maybe you add Northern Iowa and give both average football and basketball and a reason for James Naismith to roll in his grave. Maybe you take Arkansas, but that's too much Kansas for one conference. Either way you look at it, it sucks.
|Weird Hand. INITIATE PLAN C|
So, I propose option C, or the Plan C mission where the two Kansas teams leave the Big 12 and start a conference of their own where they only allow teams that are cool to be in. Like TCU. You can come because you have an awesome mascot. UNI? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Memphis? Hell yeah. Butler, you need a place? COME ON DOWN. What's that Toto? You want BYU? WELL FUCK OFF.
And to top it off, I can be the governor of the Big Dick conference. Dick is in reference to Richard Vitale, that way I can name it that without being a big dick. Kansas–K-state–Memphis–TCU–Butler–Iowa State–UTEP–Louisville–Northern Illinois–VCU and some other ones or something. Sound like a winner to me. And then we can have a conference mascot. Maybe Cole from Gears of War, because he's a perfect spokesperson for the Big Dick conference. 8=============>-- The Big Dick conference, Ejaculating talent all over your professional faces.