Heeeeyyyy :)> You know what today is? THE BEST DAY EVER. I just waked up, and yes, baked up. Hahaha. Look at that sentence. It's definitely not right. You know what is right? Josh Selby's decision. I have looked over his credentials. He looks like a real dude. (strums on guitar with no actual guitar experience)
I watched from the TV in my tent the other day. He was so good at basketball. I have a feeling he could really help out the high hawks. (snickers at that sentence and eats Snickers King Sized candy bar)
You know what I could really use?
(door tries to open, but can't because of the towel underneath it.)
Hold on dude. I gotta move the toWELL. Weird word that is. Towel. TAOWELLE!
(door meanders open)
White Owl - Wawawawa! I got that pound you ordered, good sir. Happy pot smoking 24 hour... thing
Jonathan - WHITE OWL? Where did you come from?
White Owl - Just let me out of jail duuuude
Jonathan - What timing. I was just talking about the Jayhawks.
White Owl - YOU MEAN JOSH SELBY. I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO HARD.
Jonathan - Chill dude. Chiiilllll.
White Owl - CAN'T! JUST DID A LINE.
Jonathan - Oh. Wrong day to do that dude.
White Owl - .... (passes out)
Jonathan - Jesus dude. Hey Mikel. Pass me that dube. (smokes joint) Ah, yes. Josh Selby. (shits pants due to being too stoned) Feels so good.