April 12, 2010
Well fuck you Duke.
Here are a few of the things that can be attributed to Duke as well –
Kobe Byrant is now a gold medalist.
White people in striped polos inevitably look like douches
Cancellation of Flight of the Concords
The degradation of the caucasian race
Stealing titles from mid-major teams by paying off the refs
If only Gordon Hayward had hit that shot. The misery emanating from those blue and white douche-gays would feed my empty soul. Empty soul left from the upper half of Iowa. Still not over it. And Xavier Henry. You, you're a douche.