Well fuck you Duke.

You may have wondered where the pissed-off-at-Duke posts have been this past week. Well, they were sitting in my dormant hard drive that decided to end itself Saturday morning, just before the begining of the semi-finals of the NCAA tournament. I'd like to attribute this hard drive failure to the copious amounts of porn that I download, the many times I drunkenly dropped my laptop, and of course Duke. Mostly Duke.

Here are a few of the things that can be attributed to Duke as well –

Kobe Byrant is now a gold medalist.

White people in striped polos inevitably look like douches

JJ Reddick

9/11

Cancellation of Flight of the Concords

Jay Bilas

The degradation of the caucasian race

Ugly people

Stealing titles from mid-major teams by paying off the refs

If only Gordon Hayward had hit that shot. The misery emanating from those blue and white douche-gays would feed my empty soul. Empty soul left from the upper half of Iowa. Still not over it. And Xavier Henry. You, you're a douche.