|You mean CONTINUED INDEFINITELY|
Oregon has a five finger discount policy on campus.
USC athletics doesn't use a wallet. The money just sits around in their pants, and if SOMEHOW, someone finds a few dollars that isn't supposed to have those dollars....JOE MCKNIGHT I SEE YOU.
Stanford produces sex addicts. Proven fact, by Stanford researchers.
UCLA gets to play K-state this year. The battle between the two lesser important schools in their state.
Arizona's A stands for alcohol.
|GO LONG. REALLY LONG. LIKE, TO SEATTLE.|
|Ducks are fucking assholes.|
Oregon steals a game @ Stanford but gets beat by USC.
Oregon State looses to TCU and Boise State, completing the worst ever scheduled season ever. Dumb asses.
Washington and Jake Locker play well and finish third. They become depressed because they wanted first place. They then shoot themselves with a shot gun after fucking Courtney Love.