The grand finale of Preseason Partying and Bullshit ends with the best, most athletic, most talented, and most racist of them all. THE SEC. Short for non-secular of course. Because they love Jesus, and the only thing they love more than Jesus is football. And hating blacks and gays and spics and japs and wetbacks and athiests and agnostics and .... GEORGIA. FUCK 'EM. GO GATORS. YEE HAWWWW!!! (Plays washboard)
|AWWWWW SHEET. MAH KNEE. SURGERY!|
Mark Ingram has let the
Les Miles got a shout out on True Blood last week. You know what that means? I'm gay for watching that show.
Tennessee is still pissed at Lane Kiffin, but seriously. Who would choose Knoxville over Los Angeles. If you said "I would :(" then fuck you.
|Pregame festivities at Ole Miss. GO REBELS WHOOO!|
Alabama ROLLS. See what I did there. ROLL TIDE.
|UFL HERE I COME. Styrofoam cups for everyone!|
South Carolina sucks cocks. middle to lower end of the league.
Georgia still misses Matty Stafford. Still suck.
LSU is better than you think because they have merged their vampire nations with Mississippi. Still referencing True Blood. Still gay.
Auburn wins some games with the FORMER HEAD COACH OF IOWA STATE AT THEIR HELM. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
Ole Miss' quaterbacking drops as Jeramiah Masoli sits out a year. They do have a rise in domestic robberies though.