Preseason Partying and Bullshit - Big East

He poops bull-ders.

The Big East is an elite conference. If you didn't get that, then you didn't see my sarcasm. What are you an idiot? You can't READ sarcasm? Fuck you. And fuck the Big East. All those schools are terrible at football. Cincinnati sucks, and they are supposed to be the good school. Allowing them a free spot in the BCS bowl season is entire bullshit. Bullshit straight from South Florida's mascot.

West Virginia will run the spread. Key word in that sentence is run.

Cincy doesn't have a coach that is good since Brian Kelly (catholic) went to Notre Lame (catholic).

Connecticut was a fluke two years ago. They were just disguised as good among Big East trash.

Pittsburg had Larry Fitzgerald. That is all.

USF, Syracuse, and Louisville are so bad that Kansas could beat them 10 out of 11 times.

Predictions

This guy leads the preseason favorites in this conference. I don't even know who this is? 

The conference will suck. I guarentee it.

Pittsburg might win 9 or 10 games or something just out of the need for there to be a winner of this conference.

OOOOOOHHH YEAH. PULL MY FACEMASK HARDER.

Cincy declines like Lebron declined an invite to the FIBA championships in Turkey. Turkey shouldn't be a country. Just an animal/meat product.

West Virginia laughs at Rich Rodriguez, then laughs at their terrible team.

Syracuse falters after having the stablizing presence of Greg Paulus removed from the team. It snows in Syracuse.

Rutgers is in Miami for the second season of Jersey Shore. They don't return. 0-12.