Chudzinski (n) - To settle for, or fall back upon.

Hello, my name is PC, and I hate apple products.

This must just be chudderly disappointing for Browns fans. This guy is a real stick in the chud, if you know what I'm saying. Cleveland almost had Chip Kelly and then chuddenly they are stuck with this guy. Honestly, we chudn't even believe it. It's seems like a joke. Cleveland really mischudged their coaching prospects. If they are stuck with this guy, It must have been a shallow chud of applicants filing in to HR at Browns HQ. Oh, god, the pun gun is misfireinCHUD. Dear, god. Oh the CHUDmanity. Women, CHUDlren. All of them being CHUDed down in the streets. We have to chudle around it to block it from the innocent civilians.

Oh, thank god. It's been restrained.

God, I love the word chud. Sounds like the sound that comes from a mortar firing out of its tube. CHUD. Or when a fat person jumps in a bath tub. Or when you use a basketball as a volley ball and try to spike it. That's what Chud sounds like. I had to get the skinny, so I went to Urbandictionary.com to find a true definition.


1. It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.

2. Used to describe someone who is repulsively unattractive. Alternately, someone who is amateurish or unsuccessful in any given field.

3. A defecation of at least medium width and length with a meaty apperance; very firm, with little flexibility; 

I'd argue, that these definitions describe the hiring process of Rob Chudzinski much better than any analyst could. Thank you internet, for giving us such great slang terms to describe terrible Browns moves. If only there were a slang for "Weeden". . .

1. Any one person who engages in sexual relations, whether voluntary or under the influence of alcohol, with large and/or hairy women.

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