January 1, 2010

Gun control with Gilbert Arenas

Do you need help getting your hunter's saftey? Need to get a consield wepon permit? WELL, If you're in the local Washington DC area, then jump in your Isuzu compact car and find your way to GILBERT'S GUN GARAGE.

We'll fix you up better than the doctors fix up my knees. Got your drug dealer breathing down your neck? How bout this fine piece of metal?

Need to end that pesky pregnancy? How bout this?

Need a conversation starter?

Frustrated by poor calls from referees?

Just come on down and get ya GUNZ from Agent Zero. Now today, for a special New Years sale, buy one gun and get a free coupon to the George Washington Med Center for 3500 bucks off cartridge replacement. (only while supplies last).

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