January 29, 2010
Perm's Portrait - Fresh meat.
What did Greg do? He found the closest mirror and snapped himself a self portrait. Of course, now the world knows of the Oden penis, and so do NCAA colleges. One of which has actually offered up a scholarship for Lil' Oden. (NSFW)
"Well, we all knew we were a little lacking in girth," Self said, "And even with the twins' strength gain, they haven't been as dominant in the paint as we'd hoped, so we made a call to the NCAA."
Bill Self put a call into the NCAA regulations commission to see how many years of eligibility would be left of Greg Oden's Penis, if any. They got back to coach Self, telling him that the Penis is usually the smallest appendage on a man's body, so normally it would be all four years, but considering the size, girth and length, they would have to put a limit on the amount of dick the Jayhawks can start.
This addition, of course, just adds to the already big balls-ed Sherron Collins making for a hell of a one two punch. Kansas plays K-State tomorrow at 7 pm eastern.