March 26, 2010

K-State is such a buzz kill.

BALLS HANGIN' LIKE A PENDULUM! 
Shame on you K-state. You just took out the second most exciting player in this tournament. Assholes you are. How dare you make Jordan Crawford leave the tournament. Other than Lacedarius Dunn, there is no more exciting a player. Why is that?

BECAUSE HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

You tell me if he doesn't give a fuck. End of regulation three from 4 feet behind the arc. SILK. End of first overtime three from 10 feet behind the arc. SILK AS FUCK. And if he hadn't been quadruple teamed at the end of the second overtime, I'm sure that one would have been bottoms then as well.

But all that is null now thanks to the Wildcats. Thanks for taking out the only person who has ever dunked on Lebron that plays for Xavier. Assholes. 
HEEEEEEEEH!
But all is well, because my favorite player still in the tournament is ... still in the tournament, and playing tonight. That's right it's LACEDARIUS DUNN. Do you want someone who takes tough shots just to make tough shots? Do you want 30 foot threes? Do you want a guy with TWO NAMES IN HIS FIRST NAME? 

Of course you do. That's why he is awesome, and that's why Baylor will win the tourney this year. Can't vote against a two first named player. Here's some tape to prove he's deserving of being on Project Badass.


HAND IN THE FACE? IT JUST AGGRAVATES THE DARI-DUNN. LACE PROTECTS YOUR HARDWOOD MOTHER FUCKER.

Baylor will really just win because it's fucking St. Mary's. That asshole center was on Bill Simmons' fucking podcast. Big fucking head for a sweet sixteen team.

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