Drinking games - Elite 8 (1)

Last night brought another great night of basketball. LaceDarius Dunn got it Dunn. Tennessee helped send Evan Turner back home, and secure his spot as the two pick in the draft. Duke beat Purdue (ho hum). Michigan State beat those honkies around. So that leaves us with eight very crappy teams and no story line whatsoever.

But that also leaves us with only one solution for the filth left in this tournament. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol for these games. What's that? You live in the West coast and the games today start at 1:30? I'm sorry I didn't know I was catering these posts to vaginas.

Today, drinks all around for every Layup/dunk for the underdog, and take a drink for every three made by the favorites. Also, every time you see Luke Wilson, drink as well.

AHHHH I'M ONLY A JUNIOR

KANSAS STATE VS BUTLER - 3:30 et


–Jacob Pullen drains a three = two drinks plus the one already allotted above
–Gordon Hayward pivots = one drink
–Shot of Frank Martin staring down one of his players = 2 drinks
–Mentioning of the "athletic" differences = 2 drinks
–Dennis Clemente turns the ball over = 3 drinks
–By the graces of God, Butler upsets K-State = commence hysterical crying and finish drink.

Grab some Captain fans. Imma swerve in the lane

KENTUCKY VS WEST VIRGINIA - 7:05 et


–Bob Huggins is in his sweat suit = 5 drinks
–Mention of John Wall as the best freshman in the nation = 1 drink
–Shot of Ashley Judd being a slut or just acting normal = 3 drinks
– Shot of both coaches cheating and or placing bets on the game = 89 drinks
–Mention of West Virginia's Big East tourney victory = 3 drinks
–West Virginia takes out the last remaining Wildcats in the tournament = breath sigh of relief and GO TO THE BARS AND CELEBRATE!