This time you drink one for every foul committed by the favourites (I'm European now) and one for every tournover (EUROPE) by the underdogs.
|I look like a raptor. HISSSS!|
–Mentioning of Evan Turner as player of the year = 2 drinks
–Bruce Pearl is wearing his orange suit = 5 drinks and 2 if it's just and orange tie
–Wayne Chism's head band falls off = 3 drinks
–Mentioning of the '07 Ohio State team = 4 drinks and finish the case if they mention Greg Oden's penis
–Tennessee wins = Sing "Rocky Top" and drink for every missed word from the song.
|Fly like a butterfly sting like Acy.|
–Mention of Omar Sahman being fearless = 2 drinks
–LaceDarius Dunn takes guarded three = 2 drinks + 1 if good
–Ekpe Udoh get's a block and totally pisses off Sahman = 4 drinks
–Mention that Sahman has a mom who picked them to go to the sweet 16, although that is what every mom would do and shouldn't even be news = 5 drinks
–If St. Mary's wins = kill yourself, and drink 10 for the 10 commandments.
|Watch out, he'll use his retard strength.|
MICHIGAN STATE VS NORTHERN IOWA - 9:37 et
–Shot of Kalin Lucas pouting on the bench = 2 drinks
–Mention of the huge contract given to UNI coach Ben Jacobsen = 2 drinks
–Mention of the Kansas upset = 1 for words and 3 for video montage
–Raymar Morgan underachieves = drink at discretion
–You hate your life because KU is still out of the tournament = drink liter of Everclear
–Northern Iowa wins = kill yourself again, and shot gun a beer. Then pump stomach.
|Does crying blood mean I'm a vampire?|
DUKE VS PURDUE - 9:57 et
–Robbie Hummel injury reference = 2 drinks
–Christian Laettner reference = 5 drinks
–Jason Williams wrecks his motor cycle into the stadium = 90 drinks.
–Mention of Coach K being the US olympic team coach = 3 drinks
–Mention that Drew Brees was the QB at Purdue before winning Super Bowl = 4 drinks
–Purdue pulls this one out of their ass = end your liquor supply. Then go to bed a happy man/woman/tranny.