September 29, 2009

Lamar Odom's Wedding Reeks of Class

This weekend marked the biggest event in the history of irrelevance since an Asian man and a blonde whore had eight kids, got their own TV program and then went splittsville.

Lamar Odom showed up for his wedding ceremony with Khloe Kardashian (more than you can say for half of the past Lakers season) and got "married." That term should be used more loosely than a Brett Favre "retirement."

The theme of the wedding appeared to be casual/who fucking cares, which is reflected in many of the guests' attire. It's also reflective of the feelings that the newlyweds have for each other. Pictures after the jump.

I'm not going to go all faggotty-style-expert on you, but I think that even a leopard would feel trashy wearing Mrs. Kobe's attire

Not sure who this guy is, but at least he knows how to conduct himself at a celebrity wedding

Danny DeVito arrives in drag

Nothing says "classy" like a backwards Yankee cap with a suit

Lamar also purchased three courtside seats for all Lakers home games so his bride could attend. All three are so Khloe can fit. I'm looking forward to the Feb. 8 game at home vs. San Antonio so Khloe can eat Eva Longoria.

Ha, who am I kidding? There's no way this shit lasts that long.

Even other black people find this stunt completely "WACK" 

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