September 9, 2009

Rafie Nadal, New Addition to the Packers?

The day's date is 9/9/09 and we became witness to some weird ass shit last night. Andy Murray lost last night to a six foot six, 20 year old Bosnian in straight sets. But the crazier shit happened with Nadal on the court. Some random New York crazy, Noam U. Aorta, found his way onto the court where he then blazed across to the scorers table and began molesting him with his mouth. Being the Spanish native that Nadal is, he was entirely happy with this outcome.
For me, it wasn't a problem. He said, ' I love you, ' and he kissed me.
This is promising for the PR guys in Madrid who have been looking for a way to masculate the view of Europe's populous throughout the world. Nadal, look, if you enjoyed it that much, there is a lovely way you can return some affection. Bail. The guy (who eerily looks like he manicured himself in Rafie's fashion) got to spend last night in jail with a chance of major jail time if convicted of the trespassing accusation. It's hard to fight a case where you were caught doing the crime on national HD.

Notice Rafie's willingness to accept his lips and then as he is rushed out Nadal, like a one night stand with Eva Mendez, chases Aorta, asking for a phone number. It's cute, if you're Perez Hilton, but everyone knows you have to drive another 2 hours north to get your chance with him. Aorta can hear the wedding bells court bell tower right now.


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