This whole thing began around 5:30 central time as I was walking up to Memorial Stadium, little did I know the events that would transpire would become the most horrific set of texts the world could imagine. Of course, being the non-kosher blog that we are, none of these texts were sensored in any way. They were scribed word for word on to what you see here. This could become a common theme every Sunday morning, as our drunk texts are left out in the public for all to see. Most of which make little to no sense at all. Now enjoy.
20K Sexcapade: I hope you saw the score of the ohio state game
Bubb Rubb: Nope. Too busy 3 rows back m drunk.
20K: Ok probably the wrong person or just poorly planned text. Osu almost lost to navy though
Bubb: Dezbryant niggin n gigging. I'm getting do blackout. Get pics.
Bubb: No service in the coliseum.
20K: Well unlike you guys, we are gonna score on our first drive
Bubb: beat you D1-AA team by 53 and then talk to me. Freshman qb.
Bubb: calling Todd reesing. Do you plan on throwing to day?
20K: No need. Todd is running like he's a ta for finance
20K: And we just booed some arab guy. Details later (note: there were not details later.)
Bubb: Oklahomo tied with mormons? Hm?
Bubb: Bradford throwing shoulder hurt.
Bubb: yeah. Someone actually touches him n he gets injured. Big 12=soft.
20K: No fuck that. Reesing is bouncin off niggas right and left.
Bubb: D1-aa. end of argument.
20K: Briscoe isn't playing.....And san jose st isn't any better. They're in the same conference
Bubb: Nope. Northern Colorado lost to Shawnee mission northwest in a scrimmage last weekend.
20K: well at least we didn't get down in the first quarter
Bubb: Not how you start. how you finiSCh.
20K: Sorry I couldn't hear you over kerry meier going for 71 yards
Bubb: So did tyler aka 5th string
20K: God your being difficult
Bubb: USC do what it do.
20K: well cale piack is ballin. So we good for the next 3 years
20K: And toben operum. Both are froshes. Fuck trojans I'm a free fucker
20K: Holy shiy oklahoma is gonna lose this game
Bubb: Yep. Bi 12-soft. No idea what your previous message means.
20K: it mean we have freshman ready to start next year
Rubb: Welcome to the club.
20K: when do I get the jacket?
Rubb: After a rose bowl app. I got pics up on herms perm. I expect plenty from you.
20K: Well you shouldn't. I got shit seats
Rubb: So. Blog about it. Fanmanship.
20K: God our frosh running back is gettin his. 10 yards a fucking cary. Two tds. We aren't losing a game
Bubb: D. One. Double. Ay. Backups.
20K: Oh wow. Kstate almost lost to umass
Bubb: MORMONS. BIG 12 SOFT.
Bubb: We beatin niggaz up. don't fuck with the PAC 10 or we'll knock you the fuck out.
20K: Cal is losing to maryland tonight. Write it down.
Bubb: I'll take that bet. Jahvid best.
20K: Is an ironic name
Bubb: So is the 'big' 12
20K: Well after tonight there will only be one team in the pac 10 that's ranked
Bubb: Cal score.
20K: Wait did the big 12 only lose one game....yes
Bubb: 1.Played 1 ranked team 2. They lost to Mormons. 3. At least half of the other wins were vs. D1-aa's
20K: Nope. Played 2 ranked teams. Osu beat GA. Handily. And pac 10 played just as shitty opponents
20K: Missou beat illinois and baylor beat wake. Go fuck you west coast gay asses
Bubb: Yeah. Cuz you think higher of Obama than you fo the big 10 n ACC combined.
20K: True. But the pac 10 didn't play anyone better.
20K: I'm turning these text threads into a story
Bubb: OK has no more respect. Ok state will eat shit? Good premonition. Put that in your fucking post. Holla.
20K: Hey. Its just one game. Plus I said that that texas and ou could fuck up. So gayyyyy
Bubb: Lsu game anyone? Vs winless Washington? Suck Sark's cock.
20K: That is not lasting. If you even think it is lasting then i will cut your ties to herms perm. And cut your penis.
Bubb: Are you watching the game? Let me kno when you're actually watching the game.
20K: I'm watching it. And my roomate just walked in and he was going to go to washington. He shit his pants nedless to say.
20K: well that lead didn't last long. 10_
20K: To 7
Bubb: Wash pulls this out, I want no backtalk against PAC 10 or USC.
20K: ok. But they won't. So I will back talk all night. Plus i can space my words correctly
Bubb: Backtalk is one word smartypants.
20K: not according to mac dictionary
Bubb: Steve jobs' cancer clouds his judgment
20K: Uhhhhhh jake locker. He's white? Who knew
Bubb: I've known Jake locker since his frosh year. He's no joke.
20K: yeah well if they fumble the ball every time in the red zone they will eat anal
Bubb: New blog. Suck it.
20K: Newer blog. Suck it.
Bubb: Sarah palin could make a better thesis. What the fuck does it even mean?
20K: What? I don't even know what that comment means
Bubb: My whitlock bkput post almost makes more sense.
20K: it makes total sense. Especiall when I post our argument thread
20K: I retract my statement about cal
Bubb: You make no sense about USC tailbacks.
20K your too drunk. I'm making fun reggie bush
Bubb: Yes. Make fun of Todd crackhead javanovich or whatev. While you're at it. Way relevant.
20K: This convo has officially gone off the map
Bubb: Joe mcknight is as immobile as usain bolt. No credibility.
20K: todd reesings left hamstring is as taught as a a guitar string
Bubb: That makes no sense to me. So he's gonna pull it cuz it's not loose n stretched out?
20K: We are done. This is done. I'm too tired to respond.
Bubb: I vote this entire convo be transcribed. And permd.
20K: It will. Oh boy it will.