September 11, 2009
Friday Afternoon Substance Abuse: Week DOS
The Cougars pranced their cleansed and baptized asses into Dallas and then dirtied their selves by sending Bradford's arm to the sideline. How many times do you have to go to confession for that father Steve Young? 5 times. I don't trust you with all you concussions. (Salutes Derrick Thomas in heaven). Anyways, they are hot like a crack pot, and Tulane's wave isn't gonna cool them down (BADPUN).
What's the matter with Kansas? Nothing, but what's the matter with K-State? Everything. With the old 'Senile' (new nickname for Snyder, enacted NOW) back on the bench the Wildcats watched Massachusetts come into Manhattan (Kansas) and terrify them with their special Division II magic. The Minutemen (without the help of Callipari's recruiting secrets) showed the K-State fans how to play real football. K-State did come out with a win, but it was an ugly win that was one successful Paul Reverse away from a stunning upset (BADPUNNANIZED). Enjoy your Heroin, Wildcats, and be sure to inject into you leg, that way people don't notice how far you've fallen off the map.