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Here's something I bet you didn't know about the owners and operators of this blog: we attended the same high school. And, before he transferred following his junior year, so did Chase Mejia. Like any skilled athlete, public school competition didn't suffice. With national recognition (the video was featured in Sports Illustrated's "Faces in the Crowd") inflating his ego like a Jenna Jameson implant, he transferred. But Mejia's journey was only just beginning.

*******NSFW CONTENT AHEAD. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.*******

He initially committed to play for Northern Illinois, but then this happened. So, not wanting to end up like our friend Jazz (ed. note: I've never seen a bigger backlash for one of our posts. Holy shit. RIP Jazzy), Mejia de-committed and re-located to Missouri State, a school that generously describes itself as a "University."

Mejia soon found that MSU didn't live up to his standards and transferred, for a final time, to Kansas State in the spring. Per NCAA rules, Mejia would have to sit out an entire year before he could be eligible to play. This would not exclude him from the team's roster, yet he is inexplicably absent. After a brief moment of actual investigative journalism (a.k.a. I called the K-State sports information department and asked if he was on the team), it was confirmed that he is no longer playing for the Wildcats. Don't let the Facebook profile pic deceive you:

So why the abrupt termination of his less-than mildly promising football career? A diligent reader left us a tip in the comments section of one of Wilt's posts. It directed us to a site called "daredorm.com," which I initially assumed to be a college practical joke site. Instead, I happened upon a pornographic version of "truth or dare," but where "truth" isn't an option and all of the participants must eventually fuck.

Confused as to what I should be looking for, I consulted Wilt.

"What is the dare dorm thing? It's just porn."

"No," he replied. "Well, yeah. But it's Chase Mejia."

Indeed, on the front page of the site appeared to be screen shots of a nude Mejia, performing the infamous "eiffel tower" with the help several co-eds. Pictures as follows:

If you decide to watch the video, you might notice that it claims to be shot in Florida. The validity of this claim isn't completely null, as the K-State sports information person didn't even know if Mejia was still at the school. However, his facebook page still lists him under the Kansas State network.

Now, it's downright ludicrous to ask why any person wouldn't want to be in the porn industry. Who could refuse being paid to fuck? And, as the teaser video offers for submissions, a $10,000 paycheck is enough to cover room, board and sufficient alcohol for a year. We're glad Chase has finally found his calling. Unless he's still playing football. If that's the case, the head coach might also be calling.

***UPDATE: Mejia's Facebook page has since been deleted (or possibly hidden). Prior to leaving the Facebook world, according to someone with access to his page, his status read something to the extent of:

"fuck all the haters, you're only young once, live with no regrets, i got paid 1500 and a free trip to miami so fuck you guys HAHAHAHAHA."

And there's absolutely nothing regrettable about getting nose-deep in some random Miami chick's pussy. High-five, bro.